
SO, there was a dead badger that had been laying in the middle of a german highway. it had been laying there for quite some time and the police department were over loaded with calls from drivers to have it removed from the road since it was causing havoc on the motorway. the police finally decided to go out and have a look. turns out this badger was huge and yes, indeed it was right in the middle of the road taking up both lanes. as one policeman tried to move the carcass, it grunted. scaring the crap out of policeman it was then presumed the badger was NOT dead. after some investigation, it turned out that the badger had gorged itself on black cherries from the nearby forest and as a result was in a drunken stupor. (apparently cherries give the same effect to badgers as alcohol does to humans) because of this, it vomited creating a red like substance that resembled the look of blood making it seem like a dead badger instead of a drunk, puked badger. so, every time they would try to move the creature, it would roll around, wiggle a little bit and then give a high pitched giggle. the police finally were able to get it off the road and then proceed to sweep the red cherry vomit off the road, once again making the highway safe to drive. i don't know about you but this makes me laugh hysterically thinking of a puking badger giving the cops a hard time with drunken laughter. hee hee hee.
have a wacky wednesday!