dear M's work:
Well it's been a while since writing to tell you just how much i hate you. i've let your stupid meetings slide but today it ends. how a large organization such as yourself can be so utterly ridiculous i'll never understand. if your going to make my husband drive our van to work because you aren't competent enough to get metro checks to him on time, please don't tell him to park in the construction parking lot (because you don't need a permit to park there) and then proceed to boot the van for NOT having a permit. WHAT THE CRAP IS WRONG WITH YOU? also, if you continue to not answer your phone OR return phone calls after giving a message that you requested on your answer phone, then i will be forced to go to your office and yell at you. i would highly recommend the returning phone calls because you really don't want me to go down there. i will get our $75 back with you reimbursing. this is going to be war. seriously. A WAR.
sincerely,
the mister's hateful wife jane
