Sunday, May 15, 2011

dear adam scott,

i think i adore you more than i should. the geek in me just can't help your nerdy self.  in fact,  you might just have beat joel mchale for the number one spot (and that's saying A LOT.)    could you do me one favor though?  please stop making crappy movies.  piranha 3-D?  really?  you're far more clever than that.

your stalker,
jane

p.s.  just so you know, i'm NOT allergic to fingers.*

*wow, that just sounds dirty.  it's not really, and if you watch parks and rec you would totally understand!