dear adam scott,
i think i adore you more than i should. the geek in me just can't help your nerdy self. in fact, you might just have beat joel mchale for the number one spot (and that's saying A LOT.) could you do me one favor though? please stop making crappy movies. piranha 3-D? really? you're far more clever than that.
your stalker,
jane
p.s. just so you know, i'm NOT allergic to fingers.*
*wow, that just sounds dirty. it's not really, and if you watch parks and rec you would totally understand!