michelle: daddy what are you doing? (looking a bit alarmed)
the mister: i'm putting on my shoes. (looking confused)
michelle: why are you wearing black socks? (looking surprised)
the mister: because i don't have any clean white socks right now. (smug to have answered her question)
michelle: well, how about you NOT wear black socks with WHITE shoes!? (shaking her head sadly at her daddy who doesn't know how to dress himself)
i'm afraid i might have a fashionista on my hands. oh, great.