top ten "psycho" pick-up lines
10. didn't i see you on the grassy knoll?
9. can i buy you a spatula?
8. bet you're wondering why i have no nostrils.
7. your crawlspace or mine?
6. you look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.
5. may i lick your forehead?
4. do you always wear your socks over your shoes?
3. smeep. smeep. smeep.
2. what's your favorite flavor of wood?
and the number one psycho pick-up line...
1. you've stolen my heart, but i have three more back home in the freezer.
10. didn't i see you on the grassy knoll?
9. can i buy you a spatula?
8. bet you're wondering why i have no nostrils.
7. your crawlspace or mine?
6. you look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.
5. may i lick your forehead?
4. do you always wear your socks over your shoes?
3. smeep. smeep. smeep.
2. what's your favorite flavor of wood?
and the number one psycho pick-up line...
1. you've stolen my heart, but i have three more back home in the freezer.
