SO, after nursing two babies and getting back to my pre-baby weight plus being in better shape, my chest has shrunk to an all time nothingness. i shouldn't really care, but when i'm working out and i see myself in the mirror, i find it quite disturbing to see that i look like a little boy. uh, not okay. this was a conversation i had with the mister the other night while brushing my teeth....
me: i think i need a boob job.
M: why? for who? it's not like i ever get to see them. (hmmm. i think that's pretty much true.)
ANYWAY....
while i was at the mall the other day i passed by victoria secret. i NEVER shop there because 1. it's way to expensive and 2. IT'S WAY TO EXPENSIVE. but i heard this urban legend about a VS bra that gives you a massive chest and i just happened to have a coupon for money off a bra. so i made my way in because let's face it, it would be cheaper then a boob job and way less painful. lo and behold the rumor was true. they really do have a bra that gives you huge... tracks of land :) i tried one on and holy mama! it was HI (wait for it...) LARIOUS! it works that's all i have to say. do you think i bought it? HECK YA. totally worth every penny. HA! want one? go {HERE} to get it**.
**victoria secret in no way put me up to this post. this one is all on me.
