SO, michelle has a new meter as to which she uses to determine what she will do. this is how is goes...ME: why don't we go outside?
MICHELLE: we won't DIE if we go outside. we will DIE if we go in the woods, so i won't go in the woods.
ME: fair enough. i don't want you to DIE.
apparently she compares everything to dying now. okay, i'm all for that. let's see what she has said shall we?
playground: won't DIE
swinging: won't DIE
crossing the street: DIE
swimming by herself: DIE
cleaning her room: DIE
eating: won't DIE
cutting food with a knife: DIE
pretty good analysis i must say. now i need to see how serious she is about this. maybe i could use these on her....
playing in mommy and daddy's room: DIE
using scissors without permission: DIE
cleaning your room: won't DIE
bathing: won't DIE
we'll see how it goes.
