i couldn't stop laughing, it woke him up.
sorry, mister.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
to my love,
hope you have a wonderful day.
even if you have to work,
or spend the afternoon at wal-mart,
or have your birthday dinner at denny's.
HOO HOO, happy day right?
i love you dear man.
i could never have found a better fit
for my soul than you.
(sorry you couldn't go swimming with the sharks. i'm glad that eliminates
any chance of you dying though.)