dear evil houdini hamster,see this large pickle jar? this is the jar that you will be placed in when your cage is being cleaned. why? well, you've found a way out of your exercise ball and chewed through your carrying case. i'm sick of finding you in the closet or chasing you through the storage room. so, from now on, once these pickles are eaten, i will be placing you in the freshly cleaned jar. don't worry, i'll be kind enough to poke some holes in the top of the lid. only because i promised elise. you better watch out little rodent. i can be as evil as you. i'm watching you. I'M WATCHING YOU. mwahahahah.
