SO, the twilight saga has come to an end. i don't know if i'm more sad or if i'm more gleefully ecstatic! why would i be sad you say? because NOW what am i going to mock mercilessly? i mean, there really isn't much else out there as bad as twilight. is there? ah, but {eric snider} came through once again with his rejected screen play. man, how much i love this man. so so so much.
go {HERE} for the perfect ending to such a crappy story.
enjoy, and you're welcome.
P.S. and as eric so wittily said
"The high point is an extended battle sequence that serves as the movie's
climax. Here we have Michael Sheen hamming it up as the gloriously
insane Volturi leader Aro, and a lot of nameless vampires and werewolves
ripping each other's heads off, opening chasms in the ice to swallow
enemies, and perpetrating other energetic acts of violence. I
unabashedly enjoyed every minute of this sequence: it's big, it's fast,
and it's fun. Does the CGI look awfully fake, especially with the
werewolves? It sure does! Godzilla looked like a guy in a rubber suit,
too, and it didn't detract from the cheesy B-movie pleasure of it"
i could not have said it any better.
goodbye twilight and thank you for the hours upon hours of mocking material you gave me. it has been a pleasure.
